Tuesday, April 04, 2006

The Blue Wonder

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's... the Blue Wonder!?!

Who is the Blue Wonder, you ask? Why, he's none other than my latest online alter-ego, my philanthropic nom-de-guerre - a cape-wearing, steel-bending, Earth-rotation-reversing, Republican-smashing crusader, a superpowered political action committee of one, a blue bedecked avenger - striding through a sea of red and purple toadies and wormtongues to right wrongs, enforce justice, and end evil. And how will the Blue Wonder accomplish such noble and inspiring feats? Why, through the mysterious yet powerful "blue energy" that he will absorb from his believers, of course.

That's right, this country has fallen into the clutches of villany most foul, and the Blue Wonder will work tirelessly to set things right.

Join him in his fight with evil!